Tʜᴇ S ʏ s ᴛ ᴇ ᴍ s A ʟ ʟ ɪ ᴀ ɴ ᴄ ᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ Eᴀʀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏʟᴏɴɪᴇs ɪɴ Cɪᴛᴀᴅᴇʟ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ. Bᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ Eᴀʀᴛʜ·s ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀғᴜʟ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴs﹐ ᴛʜᴇ Aʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ·s ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ﹐ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀᴀᴛᴏʀʏ﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍɪᴄ sᴘᴇᴀʀʜᴇᴀᴅ.

robinless:

Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

kinkyturtle:

fat person walks in the room and all of a sudden every skinny motherfucker within a 5-mile radius is a doctor, therapist, nutritionist, and personal trainer with something to say

spaceexp:

Curvature of the earth - a view from USU’s balloon flight to 125,000 feet on Aug 24th